Before we go on with this page let me apologise .
For why you ask ? Quite honestly I’d assume if you’ve got this far on this blog you’ve either no friends or you’ve actually got an interest in places to visit with the pooch .
If you’re the former and you are indeed Billy No Mates well at least thanks for visiting – its been a right laugh !
If you’re the latter then I’m assuming that you are a responsible dog owner so sorry I’m no doubt preaching to the converted and the rest of this page will make you nod sagely as you read thinking well of course we do that all the time ,
Anyway Dogs in Pubs is always going to be something that divides people .To be honest I’ve rarely met with any real opposition even when Bruce is in one of his best ‘little shit moods’ but to be on the safe side we always try to stick with the following to make sure we stay on the right side of both landlords an fellow drinkers . All common sense really but we all know some idiots who will screw it up for everyone 🙁
- Make sure mutt has been’ out ‘ beforehand – a steaming pile in the middle of the carpet does not enamour you to mine hosts.
- Pub seats are for the use of human butts – canine butts should be firmly on the floor !
- Be prepared to have the steaming wrath of every other dog owner in the pub upon you should you choose to be the one nerd who believes their dog has the right to be lead-less . Only the resident pub dog or the chosen with the special permission of the landlord should be wandering at will .